'I want a maximum tax of no more than 20 percent.' 'In the Kingdom of Dracula, you'll find that tax collecting is much less of a pain in the neck,' he told The Wolf Files, speaking through an interpreter. 'We could change 'I want to suck your blood' to 'I come to collect your tax arrears,' says Ottomar Rudolphe Vlad Dracul Kretzulesco, who warmly embraces the moniker 'Count Dracula.' Yes, several elected officials in Schenkendorf, with a population of 1,200, are backing him in his bid to secede from Germany and create a country with less bureaucracy and a more responsive government. Still, the last known relative of Vlad the Impaler, the medieval Romanian nobleman who inspired Bram Stoker's Dracula, says he's fed up with high German taxes, and he's got local support in his hometown outside Berlin to form a vampire paradise.
You can probably imagine how long your wait would be at airport security if your passport read 'Kingdom of Dracula.'
